Ah, the U.S. SEC – that ever-efficient regulatory body that has just approved new listing standards, effectively making it a breeze to launch spot crypto ETFs under the ’33 Act. Because, you know, cryptocurrency wasn’t already confusing enough, right? Now, if you have a coin with listed futures on Coinbase (currently somewhere between 12 and 15, but who’s counting?), it will automatically qualify. No more tedious, soul-crushing case-by-case approvals. It’s almost like a free pass for crypto to strut onto Wall Street!
In this grand move to streamline procedures, we’re looking at fewer delays, less paperwork, and fewer regulatory hurdles. And, of course, more access to crypto ETFs-because why shouldn’t we all have a shot at diving into that rollercoaster ride of volatility? 🎢 It’s a major leap forward in crypto investment options in the U.S., so let’s all raise a glass to fewer red tapes and more profits-or, if we’re being honest, more wild fluctuations! 🥂📉
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2025-09-18 09:43