Oh, do ring the bells and roll out the ticker tape, darling! Bybit, that prodigal crypto platform, has finally decided to grace Indian traders with its app once more-on both the App Store and Google Play, mind you. The website, apparently, is still on the way, so for now, you’ll have to exercise a little patience and resist the temptation to throw your phone out the window in anticipation. 🕺
After what one imagines was an utterly riveting registration process with India’s Financial Intelligence Unit (doubtless involving more paperwork than a vicar’s funeral), Bybit is now rolling out the red carpet for features galore: spot, derivatives, options, copy trading… one half expects them to offer trading in tea and crumpets next! 🍵
This grand gesture is, of course, a sign of Bybit’s sparkling new commitment to “security” and “transparency”-the sort of words one uses just before announcing the dessert course at a dinner party. One can only hope India’s crypto enthusiasts are ready to leap aboard the Bybit bandwagon, assuming they can still remember their passwords. 🎩
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2025-09-08 13:52