Oh, great, another country trying to tax crypto like it’s a regular business. Ukraine’s parliament just passed a bill that’s basically a tax nightmare with a side of military funding. 23% on crypto profits? 18% income tax? And a 5% military levy? Who’s next, a tax on breathing? 🧠💸
The bill even tries to be “flexible” by not taxing crypto-to-crypto trades. Because nothing says “progressive” like letting people dodge taxes by swapping Bitcoin for Dogecoin. 🤡 Coincidence? I think not.
But wait-there’s a catch! The regulator is still a mystery. Is it the NBU? The National Securities and Stock Market Commission? It’s like asking a toddler to organize a party. 🧸 Who’s in charge? Nobody, apparently.
The second reading is coming, where they’ll probably add more rules than a toddler’s bedtime routine. “There will be a lot of changes,” says a lawmaker who’s clearly never heard of “finalizing” anything. 🧨
And here’s the kicker: Ukraine wants to use crypto to revive its economy. Because nothing says “economic revival” like a 23% tax. 🚀💸 Maybe they’ll also tax the air we breathe. Just sayin’.
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2025-09-04 11:01