Michael Saylor’s Hilarious Battle Cry: Ignore the Bears! 🚀🐻

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Oh, the shiny world of Bitcoin-one day it’s soaring higher than your dreams, the next it’s giving you the cold shoulder. Meanwhile, Strategy’s stock is having a bit of a tantrum, and investors are clutching their pearls. But don’t worry, because none other than Michael Saylor, the man who looks like he’s forever got a Bitcoin tattoo hidden under his shirt, is firmly waving his digital flag.

He’s taken to X (yes, still calling it that-no matter how many times it confuses your grandma) with a message that’s as inspiring as a motivational poster in a dentist’s office: “Ignore the ₿ears.” Because when life gives you bears, just tell them to take a hike. 🐻🚶‍♂️

Ignore the ₿ears

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 20, 2025

And just to spice things up, Saylor posted an AI fantasy of himself dressed like an explorer-stalk through the woods with a bear behind him, as if he’s on some crypto safari. The stylized “B” in his message? Four vertical lines, obviously a nod to Bitcoin, because what’s a battle without some cryptic symbolism?

Meanwhile, the crypto crowd is on fire with “Bitcoin to the moon” tweets-probably with a side of pizza and disbelief. 🌝🍕

Bitcoin’s Recent Mood Swing: From Hero to Zero?

Bitcoin has decided to take a little vacation from its recent peak, tumbling over 5%-from a near $124,000 to just shy of $114,000. Heavy profit-taking and liquidation splashes across exchanges made it look less like a rocket and more like a paper airplane. ✈️

But, hold your horses-Ethereum is over here doing cartwheels, hitting $4,200 and raking in over a billion dollars in ETF inflows. Some folks are whispering that ETH might even steal Bitcoin’s thunder in this cycle. The plot thickens like a good stew. 🍲

Strategy’s Stock: A Test of Patience (or Panic?)

Strategy’s stock-formerly MicroStrategy-hit a bit of a rough patch. Shares plummeted 7.43% to $336.57, lowest since April, and are down 21% in a month. It’s giving investors more twists than a season of reality TV. 📉

Things got interesting after they changed their policy on issuing new shares. Previously, they pledged not to go below 2.5x net asset value. Now? They’re open to issuing shares below that-saying it’s to help with debt, dividends, or “when advantageous.” Because nothing screams stability like shifting the goalposts mid-game.

A brave X user summarized it neatly: “Promising investors one thing, then changing very soon after, is not a good sign in my opinion.” Progress, right? Or just another chapter in the crypto soap opera. 🍿

Still Buying the Dip-Because Why Not?

Despite all the drama, Saylor remains the eternal optimist (and apparently a bit of a hoarder). Just recently, Strategy bought another 430 BTC for a cool $51.4 million. That’s quite the commitment for someone who might have been planning to buy a yacht instead. Now they hold 629,376 BTC-more zeros than a phone number-and are valued at more than $71 billion. Just a casual Thursday. 💰

Saylor’s mantra? Keep stacking, keep buying, and pretend the rollercoaster isn’t giving you whiplash. Because nothing says confidence like doubling down when everyone else is throwing their hands up in despair. 🤑

So, here’s the real question: are you going to follow Mr. Saylor’s advice and just pretend all the noise is just background music at your crypto concert? Or are you thinking of taking a different tune? Either way, the show goes on. And Saylor’s still playing the part of the bullish hero-because why not?

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2025-08-20 18:38