Folks Gawk as ETH Piles Up Faster Than Granny’s Quilt Fabric-Who’s $7,500?!

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Well lean in, pilgrim: BlackRock’s ETHA swiped half a billion smackeroos faster than a riverboat gambler grabs last call. Fidelity’s FETH trotted behind with $154.7 million, jinglin’ like Sunday-collection coins.

This tumbleweed storm stirred up fresh on the heels of a fresh $1.02 billion stampede Monday and Tuesday-proof that suits and suspenders now reckon Ethereum is tastier than mama’s fried catfish 🐟.

Fact is, Ether ticked up 2 % overnight, curtsying at $4,743 early Thursday. That’s spittin’ distance from the $4,878 mountaintop it struck back in November 2021-close enough to smell the coffee and burn the tongue ☕😅.

Now the city-folk over at Standard Chartered done gone and said Ether’ll gallop clear to $7,500 afore the year runs out-revisions ahoy, from a tame ol’ $4,000 forecast to near-dizzy heights.

Their crystal ball blames four runaway horses tethered to the same buggy:
(1) ETF hysteria,
(2) big-shot companies treatin’ ETH like squirrel-huntin’ gold coins in their treasury jars,
(3) Uncle Sam flappin’ friendly wings round stablecoins, and
(4) the market finally findin’ its own suspenders to hold its britches up 👖🐎.

Bitcoin ETFs ain’t nappin’ neither-they netted a modest $86.9 million Wednesday, $65.9 million Tuesday, and $178.2 million Monday-steady as a mule plowin’ uphill.

The stuff above is pure gab and campfire smoke-don’t go bettin’ your grandpappy’s gold tooth on it. Study the lay of the land, ask a money-man who’s passed the bar, and don’t blame us if the river runs dry. Coindoo.com ain’t your preacher, banker, or barkeep-just another joker by the fire 🔥🤠.

Folks Gawk as ETH Piles Up Faster Than Granny’s Quilt Fabric-Who’s $7,500?!

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2025-08-14 13:14