Oh, Robert Kiyosaki, the financial guru with a penchant for drama, has struck again. The man behind “Rich Dad Poor Dad”-a book that’s basically the Bible for people who want to sound smart at dinner parties-has taken to X (formerly Twitter, because why not?) to warn us all of impending doom. 🌩️✨ Brace yourselves, folks, the stock market is about to crash harder than my hopes after seeing the price of avocado toast. 🥑💔
Safe haven assets: gold, silver, and Bitcoin (because why not?)
Kiyosaki, ever the prophet of gloom, claims the signs are everywhere. Geopolitical tensions? Check. Rising interest rates? Check. High debts? Double check. It’s like a financial apocalypse bingo card, and we’re all losing. 🎱💸 But fear not! If the stock market goes kaput, Kiyosaki says gold, silver, and Bitcoin will be the new black. Because nothing says “I’m prepared for the end times” like hoarding shiny metals and digital coins. 🪙🔮
Stock market crash indicators warning of massive crash in stocks.
Good news for gold, silver, and Bitcoin owners.
Bad news for Baby Boomers with 401k.
Take care. 🌪️💔
– Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) August 11, 2025
Apparently, when the traditional market goes belly-up, investors will flock to these “safe-haven assets” like moths to a flame. Or, more accurately, like Boomers to a Florida timeshare presentation. 🌴🤦♂️ Meanwhile, poor Baby Boomers with their 401ks are left holding the bag. Kiyosaki’s message to them? “Take care.” Thanks, Bob. That’s super helpful. 🙄
But let’s not forget Bitcoin, the darling of the financial world, currently trading at a cool $121,352.37. It’s just a hop, skip, and a jump away from its all-time high, because apparently, uncertainty is its love language. 💑📈 Investors are frothing at the mouth over potential Fed rate cuts, pushing volumes up like a soufflé in a Michelin-starred kitchen. 🍳💰
Bitcoin nears new all-time high amid market uncertainty
So, while Kiyosaki predicts doom and gloom for the stock market, Bitcoin is out here living its best life. Will it crash? Maybe. Will it soar? Possibly. Will I understand any of it? Absolutely not. 🤷♂️🚀 But hey, at least we’ll have gold, silver, and Bitcoin to cling to when the financial world goes up in flames. Or, you know, we could just buy more avocado toast. 🥑🤷♀️
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2025-08-11 13:24