Picture, if you will, the Miami River: languid, sun-soaked and-until last Tuesday-woefully short of cryptocurrency. Enter Cardone Capital, an outfit that looks at the phrase “location, location, location” and adds “ledger, ledger, ledger.” They have just refinanced a slice of riverside brick-and-mortar for the neat sum of 130 shiny Bitcoin, a currency that exists mainly as an ever-growing pile of really hard sums.
This is, by all accounts, their fourth attempt to persuade stone-cold real estate that it secretly wants to be a digital asset when it grows up. One imagines the buildings themselves are now standing about wondering why their foundations suddenly feel… blockchainy. 😏
The grown-up business papers call it “integration of cryptocurrency in the real estate sector,” which is a polite way of saying someone has worked out how to swap houses for strings of numbers that taste faintly of electricity. Cardone Capital, never knowingly under-quoted, claims it is “pioneering new ways” of doing deals. This is technically true: most pioneers simply head West; these pioneers head North of the Cloud.
And so the great wheel of finance turns-rivers flow, Bitcoins jingle, and somewhere a very confused realtor is trying to hand over the keys to a wallet instead of a door. 🏠➡️🔑💸
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2025-08-19 17:10