Oh, what a day it was in the land of crypto—where numbers grow bigger than Augustus Gloop’s appetite and scandals are thicker than Veruca Salt’s demands. A mind-boggling 80,000 Bitcoin (worth over $9 billion—yes, you read that right) changed hands in what Galaxy Digital is calling one of the largest BTC transactions in history. But hold onto your golden tickets, because this story has more twists than a Twizzler factory explosion. 🍬
Galaxy Digital claims this sale was part of some fancy “legacy planning” for an investor who hopped aboard the Bitcoin train back when Satoshi himself was still handing out free samples. But wait! Crypto sleuth extraordinaire Ki Young Ju, CEO of CryptoQuant, decided to poke his nose into the matter. And oh boy, did he find something delightfully suspicious. 🕵️♂️
According to Ju, these shiny coins might have been sleeping snugly in wallets linked to MyBitcoin—a custodial service so ancient, it probably used carrier pigeons instead of blockchain nodes. MyBitcoin famously collapsed in 2011 after being hacked faster than you can say “Charlie Bucket.” These wallets? Dormant since April 2011. Coincidence? Or conspiracy? Ju thinks they could belong to either the hacker or Tom Williams, MyBitcoin’s founder, who vanished like a Oompa Loompa at closing time. 🎩✨
Now here’s where things get truly scrumdiddlyumptious: Did Galaxy Digital do their homework before taking on this mysterious hoard of digital gold? Or were they too busy counting zeroes to ask whose name was on the vault door? They’ve stayed mum about the origins of the funds but insist the sale was all about helping some early adopter plan their estate. How very noble of them. 🤑💼
Meanwhile, the world watches as decade-old Bitcoins wake up from their slumber like grumpy old men yelling at clouds. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the cryptic corners of the blockchain? One thing’s for sure: if Roald Dahl had written about cryptocurrencies, we’d all be living inside Charlie and the Chocolate Blockchain by now. 🍫💻
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2025-07-26 13:14