🤑 Crypto Cowboys Ride Into State Capitols: 2026 Midterms in Their Sights! 🤠

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Well, bless my blockchain, if it ain’t the Digital Chamber, fixin’ to rustle up some state lawmakers with their shiny new State Network. Seems they’ve decided Washington’s too slow for their crypto shenanigans, so they’re takin’ the show on the road, state by state, like a circus with more jargon and fewer elephants. 🐘

Word on the street (or should I say, the blockchain?) is they’re gearin’ up to sway the 2026 midterms. That’s right, folks, they’re playin’ the long game, like a riverboat gambler with a deck full of aces. 🃏

Key hires? Check. Early activity in New York, Arizona, Ohio, and New Hampshire? Double check. Seems they’re serious about this hands-on approach, though I reckon it’s less “hands-on” and more “hands in the cookie jar.” 🍪

State Network: Educatin’ Lawmakers, One Jargon-Filled Seminar at a Time

Leadinin’ this crypto caravan is Anastasia Dellaccio, the new Executive Director Of State & Regional Affairs. Cody Carbone, the big cheese at the Digital Chamber, says they’re aim’n to “educate” elected officials. Educate, eh? Sounds more like they’re tryin’ to sell ice to Eskimos. 🐧

They’ve already set up camp in four states, and by 2026, they’re plannin’ a Digital Asset Tour. That’s right, folks, a tour. Next thing you know, they’ll be sellin’ crypto-themed popcorn and souvenirs. 🍿

And get this-they’re handin’ out micro-grants like candy at Halloween. State blockchain associations, university clubs, and community groups are in for a treat. Or a trick. Depends on how you feel about crypto. 🎃

Partnerships and Political Shenanigans

The Digital Chamber’s teamed up with the Future Caucus, aim’n to charm the pants off younger lawmakers. They’re callin’ it “training,” but let’s be honest, it’s more like a crypto-themed pep rally. 🎉

All this is timed just right for the 2026 midterms. They want lawmakers to not just understand crypto but to love it like a long-lost relative with a fat inheritance. 💰

It’s a mix of education and political wranglin’, like teachin’ a pig to sing-it wastes your time, and it annoys the pig. 🐷

Grassroots Fundin’: Crypto’s Version of a Bake Sale

We’re thrilled to welcome our inaugural members: @Hedera, @Strategy, @Trondao, @InputOutputHK, and @Cryptocom.

– The Digital Chamber (@DigitalChamber) November 17, 2025

Those micro-grants? They’re like throwin’ pennies into a wishing well and hopin’ for a blockchain miracle. Local groups and university teams will be the foot soldiers, spreadin’ the crypto gospel far and wide. 🌍

Organizers say it’s about buildin’ capacity, not just throwin’ money at national races. But let’s be real, it’s all about gettin’ their crypto-friendly folks into office. 🗳️

First members of this crypto posse? Michael Saylor’s Strategy, Hedera with their proof-of-stake, and Input Output, the blockchain brain trust. Quite the crew, if I do say so myself. 🤹♂️

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2025-11-19 06:15