My dear financial aficionados, gather ’round for a tale of woe and witticism, as the markets, those fickle darlings, have thrown us a curveball wrapped in a velvet glove. 🌟
What ho, what to know:
- Strategy (MSTR), that audacious darling of the crypto set, is reportedly in a tizzy with MSCI over a potential ejection from their esteemed equity benchmarks. A decision, my pets, is expected by Jan. 15. 🗓️
- Should this calamity come to pass, outflows of up to $8.8 billion could ensue, if other index providers join the fray. After all, the stock is the belle of the ball in many passive investment products. đź’¸
- The shares, poor dears, are down 39% year-to-date, as investors clutch their pearls over its debt and equity issuance programs to hoard bitcoin. Risky business, darlings, risky business. 🎢
Ah, Strategy (MSTR), the grande dame of bitcoin holdings, is in a spot of bother with index provider MSCI. Talks are underway, and the clock is ticking. 🕰️
Reuters, those intrepid reporters, tell us a decision is nigh by Jan. 15. The stakes, my dears, are as high as a society matron’s tiara. 👑
JPMorgan, those clever chaps, estimate a removal could spark outflows of up to $8.8 billion if others follow suit. Why, you ask? Because Strategy’s inclusion in indices like MSCI USA and MSCI World makes it the toast of passive investment products. 🥂
“We’re engaging in that process,” Saylor quipped to Reuters, adding with a wink that he “was not sure” about JPMorgan’s estimates. Oh, the drama! đźŽ
Strategy, with its 650,000 BTC on the balance sheet, has been feeling the heat after bitcoin’s price took a nosedive from $120,000 to a mere $82,000. Though it’s recovered to $93,000, critics are clucking that its debt and equity issuance to accumulate BTC is as sustainable as a soufflé in a hurricane. 🌪️
The shares, poor things, have dropped 37% this year. But fear not, darlings, for in the world of finance, as in life, the show must go on. 🎉
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2025-12-03 14:06