So, the universe’s second-most-famous cryptocurrency (after the one that rhymes with “Schmitcoin”) decided to have a little party last week, surging 12% and waltzing its way up to a cool $4,700. The question now, dear reader, is whether this galactic joyride will continue through the spooky season of October, or if it’ll crash into a pumpkin patch of despair. 🌚
The Odds Are So Good, They’re Practically Wearing Sunglasses
Analysts, those modern-day soothsayers with spreadsheets, are confidently sipping their pumpkin spice lattes and declaring that Ethereum could shatter its previous all-time high of $5,000 faster than you can say “blockchain.” But because we live in the future (sort of), we decided to consult three AI overlords for their hot takes. 🤖
in space, no one can hear you HODL. 🌌
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2025-10-07 17:20