🚀 Bitcoin’s Brain Fart: Dogecoin Dad Roasts BTC’s Epic Fail 🚀

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Ah, Bitcoin, that fickle muse of the markets, has once again stumbled into the abyss, leaving behind a trail of shattered dreams and liquidated hopes. And who better to serenade this tragedy than Billy Markus, the wry architect of Dogecoin, whose tweets drip with the bitter honey of truth? 🍯💔

As BTC danced its macabre waltz, dipping from the lofty $105,000 to the humiliating sub-$94,000, Markus seized the moment like a poet at a funeral, his words echoing the collective groan of the crypto masses. “Is Bitcoin stupid or something?” he mused, a question as sharp as a dagger yet as absurd as a clown at a wake. 🤡💸

is bitcoin stupid or something

– Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) November 16, 2025

But Markus, ever the jester in this circus of volatility, did not stop there. He skewered the “bad price” with the precision of a surgeon, mocking his own reluctance to buy the dip, only to watch Bitcoin transform into a sinking ship. “This thing that keeps losing value,” he quipped, a phrase that hung in the air like a bad odor, pungent and inescapable. 🚢🌀

Bitcoin in November 2025

His barbs struck deep, for the crypto market had just endured three sessions of torment, where even the faintest glimmers of hope seemed like cruel jokes. Fear, they say, is the prevailing sentiment, but in this theater of the absurd, it is more like a dark comedy, with Bitcoin as the hapless protagonist. 🎭😱

The numbers told the tale: $95,535 in the last session, a low of $93,763, and liquidations totaling $240,000,000. It was November all over again, that cruel month where Bitcoin teases and torments, leaving investors to ponder whether a “Santa rally” will save them or if crypto winter has already set in. ❄️🎅

And so, as the curtains fall on another act of this endless drama, we are left with Markus’s words, a bitter anthem for the ages: “Is Bitcoin stupid or something?” Perhaps, dear reader, it is not Bitcoin that is stupid, but us, for believing in its fleeting glory. 🌟🤦‍♂️

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2025-11-17 13:04