🚀 Altcoin Apocalypse or Revival? November’s Crypto Chaos Unveiled! 🤑

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Ah, the crypto market-that grand theater of human folly and greed! Since the October crash, it has wept, it has bled, and it has dragged its wounded soul through the mud of despair. Yet, like a drunken philosopher stumbling towards enlightenment, whispers of an altcoin season dare to tickle the ears of the faithful. Can it be? Or is this but another cruel jest of the universe?

In the grim month of November 2025, as the winds howl and the markets shiver, a trifecta of omens emerges: market psychology, technical indicators, and the siren song of liquidity. Together, they weave a tale of potential rebirth-or perhaps, another plunge into the abyss. Who can say? Not I, for I am but a humble observer of this grotesque ballet.

Bitcoin Dominance: The Crown Teeters 🧑‍⚖️

Behold, the Bitcoin Dominance (BTC.D), that sacred metric of the crypto priesthood, which measures the king’s grip on his crumbling empire. In June, it faltered; in September, it feigned strength, yet its June glory remains but a distant memory. At the hour of writing, it clings to 59.94%-a pathetic spectacle, is it not?

Matthew Hyland, that dour prophet of charts, declares the BTC.D chart “bearish”-a word as cold as a Siberian winter. “A dead cat bounce,” he sneers, as if the market were but a lifeless feline, its final twitch a mockery of hope.

“The BTC Dominance…has looked bearish for many weeks. The downtrend is favorable to continue therefore, this relief rally has been a dead cat bounce in a downtrend,” Hyland wrote, his pen dripping with scorn.

Michaël van de Poppe, another soothsayer of the digital age, draws parallels to the dark days of late 2019 and early 2020. Back then, Bitcoin Dominance danced its macabre waltz-decline, brief recovery, then a plunge into oblivion. Is history repeating itself? Or are we merely actors in a farce, doomed to relive our mistakes?

Trader Don, ever the pessimist, points to a head-and-shoulders pattern on the BTC.D chart-a harbinger of doom, if ever there was one. Should it confirm, the crown shall fall, and the altcoins shall rise. Or so the tale goes. 🧙‍♂️

“Rotation season might be closer than most think,” the trader wrote, his words dripping with irony.

Market Psychology: The Theater of Despair 🎭

Ah, the human heart-that fickle, foolish thing! Analyst Merlijn reminds us that altcoin seasons are born in the depths of despair, when all seems lost. “ALTCOIN SEASON STARTS WHERE EVERYONE GIVES UP,” he proclaims, his voice echoing through the void.

“Same base. Same wedge. Same disbelief. Every previous altseason was born here. Bitcoin cools. Liquidity rotates. It’s time for the real fireworks,” he stated, his words a mix of hope and madness.

And lo, the retail investors stir! Weekend rallies in altcoins hint at their return-those poor souls, ever chasing the mirage of wealth. Yet, their optimism, however fleeting, is a spark in the darkness. 🔥

New Liquidity: The Fed’s Gambit 💸

Enter the Federal Reserve, that grand manipulator of fortunes, with its quantitative easing program set to resume on December 1. Liquidity shall flow like wine at a Roman orgy, and the markets shall rejoice-or so they hope. History tells us that such moves lower borrowing costs, inflate confidence, and drive capital into the arms of risk. But will it be enough to awaken the altcoin beast?

Yet, amidst the chorus of hope, a dissenting voice arises. Ted, that stern realist, declares: “We are not in Altseason.” Selective pumps, he warns, are but illusions. Until the altcoin market cap breaks new highs, all is but a fleeting dream.

We are not in Altseason.

Selective alts pumping isn’t a sign of Altseason.

Until Altcoin MCap excluding stables breaks a new ATH, we won’t see any prolonged rally in alts.

– Ted (@TedPillows) November 8, 2025

And so, we wait. Will November 2025 be the dawn of a new altcoin era, or merely another chapter in the endless saga of human folly? Only time, that cruel mistress, shall tell. 🕰️

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2025-11-10 09:48